Let's just say that Julie Klausner's memoir, I Don't Care About Your Band: What I Learned from Indie Rockers, Trust Funders, Pornographers, Felons, Faux-Sensitive Hipsters, and Other Guys I've Dated ($10), is like the anti-Marry Him: The Case for Settling for Mr. Good Enough. Thank GOD. Her experiences dating everyone from a vegan who liked the taste of his own (ewww) sperm, to countless other charlatans, fakes, and phonies, will have you laughing so hard you can't breathe. The worse the date, the better the story, and Klausner's been on some doozies. We'll let you discover the other tales for yourself - in the meantime, we're going to pick ourselves up off the floor and reread our copy.
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