May 1, 2014 10:00 AM
Jesus saves!... the last dance for you. While the illustrated book Dancing with Jesus ($8) is likely to be a bit too flippant for devout Christians, those who have a sense of humor about their faith will probably appreciate His "miraculous moves." Featuring holy steps like the Judas Hustle, the Water Walk, and the Temptation Tango, you'll be learning to bust out these moves in no time. Just try to maintain that Christ-like humbleness when fellow club-goers begin to worship the ground you dance on.