You love looking at the different colors in your spice rack. You love the very idea of a spice rack. But the only jars you ever seem to reach for are cinnamon, celery salt, and the premixed Italian Seasoning.
You feel shame.
Time to let that go. Just pick up A Guide To Your Spice Rack ($11), learn what you actually do with the neat stuff you've already got, and then hide the book before people come over to dinner and impress the sinuses out of them.