Get benta, de la Renta. The real Oscar is in town.
The mere fact that they're calling this Oscar the Grouch Tin Tote ($9) a "tin tote" and not a lunchbox means that you are totally, completely, free and clear to get yourself one, even if Back to School for you would require time travel. And ordering one online is way more legal than stealing it from that loud kid who waits for the bus on your corner, even if it might be less satisfying.
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