Feb 28, 2014 10:09 AM
Having trouble stopping coworkers from walking away with your writing utensils at the office? Try a more proactive defense by purchasing a pack of This Has Been in My Ear Pencils ($9). It's just slightly unhygienic enough that people will second-guess pocketing your supplies without calling HR to complain.
For the record, no one says that you actually have to put the pencil in your ear, but if you were to, it'd probably make for a great selfie.