Aug 11, 2014 9:50 AM
We know a fair amount of a-holes who could use one (or more!) of these Jerk Balloons ($9 for 25). Each one sports a fitting insult, like "you suck," "you're a douchebag," and "I hate you." And while we know it's ridiculously passive-aggressive, we'd happily go out of our way to have one inflated and tied to an ex's doorknob, or taped to the windshield of the inconsiderate person who always parks in a handicap spot at Whole Foods.