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I'd Rather Be: Trashy Romance Novel Cover Girl

While a Personal Shopper can give you what you need for real life, I'd Rather Be sets you up for fantasy lives you didn't even know you had. Because sometimes a new shampoo isn't enough for a whole new you. (Want us to outfit your alter ego or your alternate reality? Just say the word!)

While romance novels normally stay on the bedside table, this Halloween, let the harlequin in you come out to play!

  • Almost as if it had already been ripped off your body by a savage man with dangerously delightful intentions, this silky red dress ($216) falls and exposes in all the most innocently sexual of places.
  • Wrapped in a tartan shawl ($6) you'll be prepared for the clansmen to pillage you and your offerings.
  • Or, as a Southern belle, you can protect your porcelain skin with a straw bonnet ($65) as you lie in wait for Colonel Raleigh to come to visit your flowering garden.
  • Or you may need an eye patch ($1) to blend in with the ship's crew and all the mates, only to reveal yourself as a woman later while the captain shivers your timbers and you raise his mast.
  • Don't forget to jot it all down in your lace-bound journal ($18) so you can later publish an account of your conquests for stay-at-home wives to read late into the night.
  • And speaking of night, after you've got yourself all worked up and your knickers in a twist, this completely undressed pillow man ($22) is ready and waiting.

For the romantic price of $328, you can write yourself into the most spectacular love story ever told.

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