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I'd Rather Be: In The World of Tomorrow

While a Personal Shopper can give you what you need for real life, I'd Rather Be sets you up for fantasy lives you didn't even know you had. Because sometimes a new shampoo isn't enough for a whole new you. (Want us to outfit your alter ego or your alternate reality? Just say the word!)

If your present life isn't exciting enough, envision the world of tomorrow...through the eyes of yesterday.

  • As the sun rises over the moonscape, we know that we're lucky to be alive in this post-apocalyptic/futuristic/robotic state. So we show our appreciation by turning on the music of our people ($13), for all to hear.
  • Now that our counter-top breakfast-"bot" ($40) has completed preparing our morning sustenance, we are ready to begin our day outside.
  • Just before we step into our hovercraft, we slip into our ecosystem barrier suit top ($490) to defend against incoming light beams and sound waves, both of which have been proven to cause everything.
  • After a long day of working at our desk, albeit from the comforts of our private flying saucer ($300), we are ready to return home to our personal pod palace.
  • Before we turn off the lights and lay down in our zero gravity bedchamber, we set the alarm on our time-enabled counting apparatus ($55) to wake us up just in time to watch the world come to an end. Tomorrow.

For the reasonable price of 1,722 moon dollars, you too can prepare yourself for the unknown.

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