I'd Rather Be: An Updated Cat Lady

While a Personal Shopper can give you what you need for real life, I'd Rather Be sets you up for fantasy lives you didn't even know you had. Because sometimes a new shampoo isn't enough for a whole new you. (Want us to outfit your alter ego or your alternate reality? Just say the word!)

Call us crazy, call us misanthropic, or call us socially inept. We prefer to call ourselves Animally Inclined.

  • And nothing says that better than our apparel ($18), even if we pretend it's a pop culture thing.
  • Sure, our house slippers ($64) are made of wool, and not cat hair. But that's being put to better use in our pillows.
  • In order to cover the dark circles we get from not sleeping through the night because the cat plays scarf and blocks our airways, we rely on sunglasses ($225).
  • When we're expecting company (read: in-home vet visits), we do know that we have to throw on something nice ($875)
  • and even offer them a glass of wine (realistically, it's served from a box, but we have a wine stopper ($11) lying around to make us appear more like people people, and not just cat people).
  • On such occasions, we make sure to cover up the art ($9) that non-cat-lovers wouldn't quite understand (we don't need anyone questioning our lifestyle in our own home).
  • And when we have to leave the house, probably to buy more litter, we generally have Mister Muffins tucked inside his own little shoulder carriage ($34). He's extraordinarily well-trained.
  • When he can't tag along, we place a medley of tuna, roasted chicken, and steamed peas on a delicate tray ($44) before we leave,
  • and make sure to bring a phone ($42 for the case) with us so we can get in touch with our kittysitter wherever we go.
  • While we're out in the world catless, you'll know us by our accessories: a ring ($5) to remind us of our strong bond and a soothing purse ($43) that gives us something to stroke when our four-legged stress ball isn't nearby.

    In order to maintain this lifestyle, it only costs $1,370. But can you really put a price on love?

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