Apr 3, 2014 8:05 AM
Drunk Uncle Bill got careless and ran straight into the screen door again. At least this time he didn't leave an Uncle Bill-sized hole in the door; there's just a minor tear. Rather than paying all that money to buy a new screen, you should just try Screen Repair Tape ($7). The tape blocks the holes so bugs can't fly in and also blends with the screen's existing pattern so that no one can tell there's a rip. It's the best tape around, short of caution tape, which you should totally put on your door the next time Uncle Bill visits.