Aug 17, 2011 9:45 AM
We can't have a dog in our apartment, but if we could, we would totally teach him to open our beers for us. Though maybe that wouldn't be so good for his teeth. Ok, ok, we're sticking with this English Bulldog Bottle Opener ($28) from Monkey And Squirrel. We'll even use him after we get our own pooch. We shall call him Clarence! Unless you buy him first, since he's one of a kind.