Everyone knows that duct tape is the greatest substance on earth. It's also, unfortunately, one of the ugliest. Or it was before Designer Duct Tape ($10) arrived on the scene. DDT (sorry, it walked right into that one) offers the function of the gross grey stuff with all the fashion that patterns like Wood Grain, Houndstooth, Paisley and Baketweave bring to the table. So the next time you need to do useful things like this, your projects will look a helluva lot prettier.