The Parker Spirits Cabinet ($379) seems innocent enough - just a simple storage cabinet. It's buttoned up and sleek, but open this baby up and hello, PARTY! Boozehounds, rejoice: the ample storage space and instant surface area allows you to line up shots for all of your friends with their liquor of choice, no problem. Open sides make it easy to store glasses, mixers, or more booze, and there's a drawer to hold your jiggers, stir sticks and paper umbrellas. You might want to throw some aspirin in there somewhere, too.