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Pottery Barn Mermaid Bottle Opener

Is there anything more perfectly matched than a bucket of icy cold cervezas and a Mermaid Bottle Opener ($6)? Pretty much no. Snag your mythical bottle popper, grab a sixer, and get wasted in the sun. This cast iron little mermaid is indestructible and has an old world "I found this in yonder ship wreck" kind of air about it. Keep an eye on it during large parties. Its awesomeness encourages sticky fingers and there's always a friend of a friend crazy enough to loot someone else's house. Seriously, bitches be crazy.

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