May 21, 2012 9:20 AM
When we light this Large Copper Garden Tumble Torch ($93), we shalt count to three: no more, no less. Three shalt be the number we shalt count, and the number of the counting shalt be three. Four shalt we not count, nor either count we two, excepting that we then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then
lobbest we our Large Copper Garden Tumble Torch towards our foe - uh, use it to add a lovely decorative accent to our garden parties.
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