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I Am Not Your Doormat

Good for:

1) Scaring away reeeeally overenthusiastic door-to-door salesmen and proselytizers.

2) When your scumbag of an ex comes back to beg your forgiveness again.

3) Cleaning your shoes off - it is, after all, made from recycled truck tires with nylon flocking.

Rebecca Chitty's I Am Not Your Doormat ($35)

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