Jun 30, 2009 11:30 AM
Depending on your mood, visitors are either a)A blessing. Thank God you’re here- I was desperate for someone to talk to! Or b)Get the hell away from my doorstep: I have a Bible/I don’t need a new vacuum/I already bought and ate ten boxes of cookies and my ass is now doing penance, take your pick, just go away. The ambigrammatical Come In Go Away Doormat by Suck UK ($28) is an easily interchangeable way to either welcome or warn away persons unknown. From one side, it reads “Come In,” and viewed from the other, reads “Go Away.” We love it, but caution that you might want to put it away when the parental units come calling so you don’t engender a family feud.