Good gentlewoman! I see thou'rt plagued with the ague of the nose, that maketh thee sneeze as if thine enemies laced thine food with too much pepper! Please taketh of me a tissue from mine own Shakespeare Schnozz Tissue Box! ($22)
Okay, so we're not exactly Renaissance playwrights, and clearly we have juvenile senses of humor. But grabbing tissues from right under the Bard's nose? Ay, that's classic comedy.