Aug 7, 2012 8:55 AM
Let's face it, the real reason the Little Mermaid wanted to become human is because it's damn near impossible to enjoy a bottle of ale under water. That and the obnoxious singing crabs.
Mermaid Bottle Opener ($16).
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