The Company Store Retro Fan

What do you mean your apartment complex doesn't have central air? Psh, we're with ya. It should for how much you're paying for the place, no? At any rate, stop sweating buckets while sitting still by grabbing one of these Retro Fans ($69) from The... [More]

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We are with our man pieces for a number of reasons, one of which being his own attached man piece. So it makes no sense for us to use a dildo that lacks character when he is away. We prefer the Dilly we made when... [More]

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The Sqweel

We just interviewed one of our editors just after she tried out The Sqweel Oral Sex Simulator ($59). Here's how it went: Us: So how would you rate your experience using this product on a scale of one to ten? Editor: elebenty biyyyynn hunned sixxy!... [More]

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Case Yellow Handle Small Texas Toothpick

If you weren't aware (and we weren't before today!), a "Texas Toothpick" doesn't not refer to a teeny piece of wood perfect for teeth cleaning after a meal. In the instance of this Case Yellow Handle Small Texas Toothpick ($30), it refers to a 3-inch... [More]

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Belkin Wall-Mountable Surge Protector with USB Charging Ports

It may not be sexy. It may not be chic. It may not even be something we would normally put on Outblush. But hot damn if the Belkin Wall-Mountable Surge Protector with USB Charging Ports ($20) isn't the most practical thing for a home office... [More]

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Cheap Thrill: Thumb Thing

You know those stupid jerkfaces who try to talk to you on public transportation when you are obviously trying to escape into a juicy tome? Now you can flip them off without even looking up from your book or pausing in your enjoyment of the... [More]

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Doubtblush: Bird Skull Cabinet Pulls

They say great taste is timeless - but then again, so is bad taste. Despite the time we spend looking for stuff to make you salivate with desire, occasionally we stumble upon things that elicit a very different oral reaction. Sometimes we shudder and move... [More]

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Ippei Matsumoto 10 Key Calculator

We were captivated enough by the throwback flair of Ippei Matsumoto's 10 Key Calculator ($54), and then we found out it can be plugged into our laptop... which means it can be used for data entry and not just spelling BOOBLESS. Goodbye num lock, helloooo... [More]

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Dr. Pepper Can Safe

We would normally only endorse a twenty dollar can of Dr. Pepper if it was filled with Courvoisier or thirty-five year old scotch, but this can is, in fact, a Dr. Pepper can safe ($20) for hiding your precious and embarrassing valuables, like your middle... [More]

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Sharp Act Knife Sharpener

Bummed that you've never been picked out of an audience to be sawed in half? Ok, maybe that's just us. But we can recreate this harrowing scene daily with the Sharp Act Knife Sharpener ($12). With a ceramic sharpening stone, fine grits leave you with... [More]

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Sea Sheller

What's better than a good old fashioned crab boil... beer, corn, potatoes, crabs, good company, fresh air and the sun beating down on your face? Nothing! The Sea Sheller ($2) makes this dream a snap. Crack, snap, and devein with flick of a wrist and... [More]

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Foreside Iron Snail Clock

Time is an iron snail. ($38) Having one of those days right now.... [More]

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Cheap Thrill: Pabst Blue Ribbon iPhone Skin

C'mon babe. We know you love clutching a cold, sweating can of PBR on a rainy night in your flannel nightgown in your kitchen staring out the window eating a freshly-boiled hot dog dipped in mayonnaise and thinking about that guy you saw at the... [More]

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CAV Hello Kitty Dock Speaker

CAV Hello Kitty Dock Speaker ($230), features the ever friendly Ms. Kitty, fully compatible with all generations of iPods and iPhones. Two touch/motion sensors located on Ms. Kitty's ears act as volume control. Simply pat her on the head, and turn her up! Hidden inside... [More]

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Trend Lab Dr. Seuss Oh the Places You'll Go! Clock

This adorable Oh the Places You'll Go! clock ($25) is meant for a baby's nursery, but in your hormonal haze, it might too existential and heavy to think about how you birthed something that's going to grow up and do grown-ass things one day every... [More]

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Middle Colors Aroma Diffuser

Sure it costs more than candles or a plug in, but in addition to making your home smell better, the Middle Colors Aroma Diffuser ($120) can almost pass as a piece of art, or at the very least, a nightlight. Plus, you have your choice... [More]

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If there's a closet in your house that includes nothing but plastic bags, it's time to re-think their purpose, and that pricey real estate. Use Portotrash ($20) to turn those grocery bags into trash cans, and save your floor from any unnecessary messes. This portable... [More]

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Arbor Coasters

We'll admit it, coasters aren't necessarily the coolest thing out there, but can you blame us for getting excited about these leafy Arbor Coasters ($9/2)? These felt beauties comes in eight different colorways, so if you got them all you would have sixteen colorful leaves... [More]

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Missing Children Awareness Mouse Pad

Celebrate: Missing Children Awareness Ribbon Mouse Pad

We love to seize the opportunity to celebrate each and every day - after all, the daily grind can be, well, a grind. We're learning that there are many holidays out there that may not have reached "Hallmark" calendar status, but they still count and... [More]

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Flying Sheep Bottle Freakers™

A koozie that fits any sized bottle? Get out! The Flying Sheep Bottle Freakers™ ($8) are a perfect fit for beer, wine, soda, and water bottles. And who better to protect your hands from cold and your bottles from heat than some flying sheep?!... [More]

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