Aug 22, 2011 8:43 AM
The description of this Cute Mr. P Nude Table Lamp ($16) says, "It just likes [sic] a boy with a hat on his head." The description then goes on to state that this lamp would be perfect for a child's room or as a gift to friends, and that it has a "tender light" and an "elegant design". The description is pretty long, but it left something out, so we feel the need to be the mature ones here and say, "OMG that lamp has a penis and it looks like you have to touch it to turn the lamp on and off! Squeeeeeee!"