May 3, 2013 8:25 AM
We dub thee Grillmaster! (Grillmistress?) Take your scepter/Star Spangled Spatula ($65) from Areaware and toss a bunch of yummy stuff onto the grill. The American flag design makes this an ideal Memorial- and Independence-Day burger flipper. No word on whether there's a Canadian equivalent for our friends north of the border!