Apr 21, 2013 8:00 AM
You went Paleo for about two seconds, only to realize that a six-pack stomach wasn't nearly as important as that six-pack of Greek yogurt you go through twice a week. You did, however, find extreme joy in veggie pasta. But stringing zucchini through the mandolin resulted in too many ripped knuckles to make it worth it. The GEFU Spirelli Spiral Cutter ($30) does all the bloody work for you, slicing any veggies into noodles faster than you can complete a burpee. Now you can make your spaghetti and stay conscious long enough to eat it too.