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Farberware Resin Watermelon Knife

Can you cut a watermelon with a normal knife? Sure, if you're boring and you want your friends to spit watermelon seeds at you because of how boring you are. Cutting a watermelon with a Farberware Resin Watermelon Knife ($7) - now that is living it up. Your friends will be so impressed that you have a knife explicitly for cutting melons. Heck, even the watermelon will appreciate it. "If I have to be chopped into pieces, I take comfort in knowing I'll be butchered by something that looks like me," says your watermelon, we imagine.

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