You didn't buy this De'Longhi Retro 15-Bar Pump Espresso/Cappuccino Maker ($100) to share with your roommate. Oh no. That would mean that you like people well enough to actually share your space with them. You need both cups of espresso just to deal with the people on the train ride to work. And then you double up again once you get there. On second thought, maybe you need to go ahead and buy yourself another one to hide under your desk in the office too.
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