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Brass Swordfish Letter Opener

Sure, this Brass Swordfish Letter Opener ($16) is supposed to function as a way to seamlessly tear open your cable bills, but we all know what it really is: your new, go-to bedside protection against home invaders, scary shadows, and that odd noise that needs investigating at 2 am.

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