Aug 9, 2011 11:07 AM
The only time it's appropriate to name your cats Salt and Pepper is if they happen to be Johnathan Adler Kitty Kat Salt and Pepper Mills ($48). Any other time and we will mock you shamelessly into getting an imagination. Or we'll just call you Stephanie Meyers, because she's the absolute worst at making up names. Renesmee, for example.