Aug 6, 2014 8:35 AM
Fiona invited us over for a dinner party last weekend. It was lovely... until she had a breakdown. It must have been the anxiety of trying to seem like a perfect hostess, because we have never seen someone start sobbing over napkin rings before.
"I hate these cheap plastic napkin rings!" Fiona screamed. "I wish they were brass! I wish they were shaped like stop signs! I'm such a failure!" Yeah, it was pretty intense.
Next time she invites us over, we'll be sure to bring some Ferm Living Hexagon Napkin Rings ($62) as a gift. Well, that, or more likely we'll just decline the invitation and say that we're "out of town."