Oct 17, 2012 8:40 AM
Dear Standard White Vinyl Shower Curtain,
Let's cut to the chase. Clinginess is never a good sign in a relationship and lately you've gone over the top with it. We just want to be able to take a morning shower without the feeling of being slowly enveloped by seaweed; is that too much to ask? The Ticking Stripes Shower Curtain ($50) gives us our space, and we need that right now. And it doesn't hurt that it's adorable.
Wishing you all the best,