Feb 12, 2014 11:00 AM
We like pirates... or at least, we like The Dread Pirate Roberts. As you wish, Cary-hottie-Elwes. Real pirates were probably less dashing and more hairy and unwashed. Plus, scurvy does a number on your teeth. We're not sure which type of buccaneer this Pirate Captain Pillowcase ($30) will inspire us to dream of, but if nothing else it'll give us some late-night reading material.