Apr 15, 2011 9:00 AM
If you're the kind of person who likes to call the shots, then The Indifferent Giraffe ($32) is the one for you. You'd be like, "I want pizza for dinner," and Indifferent Giraffe would be all like, "Yeah whatever..." and then you'd say, "And I'm buying a miniature donkey for our summer home in Cape Cod," and Indifferent Giraffe would say, "Uh huh..." and you'd say, "I'm in love with Garret Dillahunt," and Indifferent Giraffe would say, "Sure fine..." and you'd run off with Garret Dillahunt and there'd be no nasty breakup or anything. Perfect!
Garret Dillahunt is hot stuff.