Jan 25, 2011 8:42 AM
We're going to write a childrens book about a girl who is late everywhere. Seriously. It would be cathartic. We know that girl and writing a cute book about her would be so much healthier than punching her in the nose next time she rushes into a room and announces, "Oh, I'm sorry, time just got away from me." And while we're being all healthy in our approach to this chronically late woman, we're also going to invest in this small, compact Key Holder ($31) for her, so that "Oh, I'm sorry, I lost my keys," no longer flies as an excuse for her boorish behavior.