We're not sure why we'd ever need a Neon Unicorn Glitter Dispenser ($75), but now that we've seen them, we are sure we can't live without getting our hands on one. Why? One, they're re-purposed unicorn salt shakers. Two, they have horns covered in neon glitter. Three, they shake sparkly stuff all over the place. As far as kitsch goes, these are the crème de la crème!