Cool, the Ink Blot Napkin ($20) won't show the stains from all that octopus we eat. Get it? Har har har... Our apologies for our cheesiness--in all seriousness, linen cotton blends feel great on sauce covered faces. Plus, these babies are handprinted and sewn in Portland of all places.
Shameless Portlandia plug. You win, Portland. You win.