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Doubtblush: Landscape Curtains

You may have noticed that we're hardly perpetual rays of sunshine around here, but even so, we seem to spend a lot of our time enthusing about one gewgaw or another. Doubtblush exists to make it clear that we do not, in fact, like everything.

Now, we understand that pretty landscapes are soothing, and we totally understand that architects don't always put windows in front of things that are actually pleasant to look at. (Good morning, parking structure!) But still. The masters of trompe l'oeil would pull their nasty Renaissance hair out over these Landscape Curtains. Curtains with goofy scenery painted on them aren't going to trick anyone into thinking that your fire exit actually leads to Kyoto, Cape Cod, or Cancun; they're just going to make people think of Oldboy. If you need to bring a new landscape into your home and you don't have a single good photograph to put in a frame somewhere, then get yourself a virus-laden screensaver or a free calendar from your bank. Or move.

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Chillable

Posted on 09.18.09 at 1:25 PM

Thanks, this made my workday. Even better were the comments from those who loved them (beautiful room divider between the living/dining area?!?!). Niiiiiiiice.

One Ring to Rule Them All

Posted on 09.18.09 at 2:48 PM

Doubtblush is my new favorite feature. Thanks for making me snort my chocolate milk out my nose, Marian the Contrarian!

Sam

Posted on 09.18.09 at 5:59 PM

OOhh..that's just...shudder.

Pamela Daley

Posted on 09.18.09 at 9:05 PM

Yay! I needed to hear youse guys grump about something once in awhile! :)(:

Liz

Posted on 03.15.14 at 10:16 AM

While I very much agree with this, I am still purchasing the outdoorsy scene one for my little boys room - it's a camping/outdoor themed room and just right for a 1 and 4 year old!

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