Beware of the Dog Doormat

Cash has been tight lately, and unfortunately our ADT subscription has fallen to budget cuts. We're thinking we'll try deterring would-be housebreakers with this Beware of the Dog Doormat ($18), which comes complete with sketchy big-dog bite mark. It might just be enough to make the excited yipping of Midgie the Pug sound intimidating. Of course, any thief who would be put off by a rug is probably the same guy who'd hang out eating our pretzels and playing our Wii until the cops showed up.

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