Oct 16, 2009 12:09 PM
Listen up, guys and dolls! Last week, our very good friend La Coquette - a confirmed not-quite-lady-of-the-night (and therefore one of our heroes) - paid us a visit to tell us about an ideal overnight bag. She's back today to let us in on, quite literally, a secret or two from her bottomless bag of tricks. Want more? Check out her blog, Coquetterie: The Art of Digital Flirtation.
Ladies, in our crammed overnight bags, we carry several things in common: condoms, make-up kit, clean knickers, toiletries, breath mints or chewing gum and emergency cash. Much of this used to navigate the morning-after journey from your lover's bed to your home. Where are the examples of pleasure tools in these overnight kits?
Don't worry ladies (and gentlemen *waves hello*), La Coquette to the rescue! Pulled from the depths of my bag of tricks, five items I cannot do without:
There is something so mesmerizing about seeing your lover on his knees, wrists bound with Cuffs ($59) behind his back in these delightful leather wrist cuffs from JT's Stockroom. Secure them with my favorite nickel plated snap hook ($3). [Added bonus: *Wear one cuff with a t-shirt, distressed denim and string the nickel plated snap hook from the chain. Fantasy to reality in a few simply steps.]
Want to catch your man unaware? Just have him pop in these Earbuds ($16), then select a pre-created playlist on your iPod. He won't hear your evil laughter or whatever comes next! (This works particularly well when a blindfold's involved.)
Add to the mood by lighting one or two of these Taper Candles ($6) around your victim, errr, I mean lover. If you want to be extra bold, drip a few dots of pooled, melted wax onto your wrist to test the heat. If it isn't too hot, allow some of the wax to drip across your lover's chest, arms, back or any desired area. When it hardens, slowly pull it off for extra fun.
Paddle brushes ($16) aren't just for taming bed head! Use the flat, wooden side to administer a few spanks to a naughty lover then flip it over and use the bristles to stroke the skin for added sensation.
Finally, I always include two lubricants in my overnight bag. One for my hapless male victim called perfectly, Men's Cream ($18), it provides the slickness necessary to give the perfect handjob. The second, an equal opportunity lubricant, Astroglide ($11) provides wetness for all those tight nooks and crannies. Plus, it's water based which means easy clean up and it won't break down condoms (safety first!).
Get to gathering your supplies, ladies, and keep your bag stocked for sleepover fun!