It happens. One of your friends has just been dumped by That Slimeball, and is facing a lonely Valentine's Day. (Or, even worse, said friend has ditched the Slimeball but now, facing a sea of red hearts in the drugstore, is unwisely thinking of taking him back.) This is where you come in: not as a rebound, but as the kind of pal that everyone needs sometimes. Send your favorite lonelyheart this super-cute plush rodent from Gund ($7), and a card reading "This is all the rat you need." Then buy her dinner and a stiff drink.
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