Oh sure, it's a fake holiday, made popular by the show Seinfeld, but lots of people still have fun with Festivus. If you're looking for that perfect Festivus reminder (no gift giving allowed, remember), we have a few ideas that just might wrestle you to the ground.
#1 Festivus Miracle Black Cap ($15). How about a baseball cap to show the world that you have that "Festivus Sparkle." Oh, and it's a great cover for a bad hair day.
#2 Happy Festivus Mug ($15). Won't your co-workers be green with envy as you sip from your Festivus mug? You can assure them that if only Festivus allowed for gift giving you would be buying one for each of them. If only....
#3 Festivus Pole LED Color Light Kit ($17). Official Festivus rules decree that the Festivus Pole, central to all Festivus celebrations have a "very high strength-to-weight ratio." Well, we don't know about the strength of your pole, but we can assure you that yours will be the brightest in the neighborhood after wrapping it in this LED Color Light Kit.
#4 Happy Festivus Boxer Brief ($20). How spectacular would your guy look in these briefs? You can take a moment to answer that question.
#5 Festivus For The Rest Of Us Tee ($20). It is ever so possible that this bold tee will become a staple in your seasonal wardrobe -- and won't you look tremendous?
They say the thought's what counts, but we've all gotten a package of underwear from some well-meaning-but-thrifty relative as a gift. Ugh. Our Cheap Thrill gifts promise all of the fun of a spend-y present, without the wallet draining price.... Each Cheap Thrill gift will ring up under $25, including shipping.
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