Here's a headscratcher for you, loyal readers: for what conceivable achievement or holiday would it be apropos to send someone a bouquet of Brussels sprouts topped with a giant spork? We're romantic about flowers, but the part of our hearts that melts at a red rose or stargazer lily just wouldn't know how to react to this. The Top Chef Culinary Classic Bouquet ($57) shares the lineup with an asparagus arrangement and one containing a pre-sliced orange (good for preventing scurvy!) but we're not sure that the choice of side salad is entirely the problem.
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