May 13, 2014 8:34 AM
Sending flowers to celebrate the birth of a new baby is a nice thought, but what is a baby going to do with flowers? Newborns don't really do much other than pooping.
With that in mind, reconsider your gift and give it a new twist: a diaper bouquet ($75). Moms will appreciate the humor, and even more so appreciate having forty extra diapers on hand when the poop literally starts to fly.