If you have an "It's Complicated" boyfriend, maybe No Strings Attached style, the Boyfriend in a Bottle ($11) can supplement that need for a stable relationship. Make it a gag gift, throw it down the stairs for your own amusement, or convince everyone you've gone voodoo crazy for a day. Any way ya play it, it's awesome.
Editor's Note: For some reason, this breakable item made us think of Asian Girlfriend Breaks PS3 (Forgive us, we're tired.). Haven't seen that disturbing viral video? Enjoy.
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