Aug 19, 2011 11:10 AM
Alas, there is no more excuse to blame aliens/hypnotists/government scientists for causing you to simultaneously eat an entire pan of brownies while spending your last pay check on piperlime.com. The Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanie: Practical Mind Control Protection for Paranoids ($15) blocks any excuse for erratic behavior using its advanced method of blocking of mind control. Meaning we will now have to resort to blaming the ex-boyfriend for all our bad behaviors. Crap.