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Personal Shopper: Father's Day gifts for Jack Bauer

Kim B. writes: "Hi Outblush! I am having a really hard time figuring out what to get my Dad, Jack Bauer, for Father's Day. I've calmed down a lot, but I used to be a total pain in the ass and I really want to show him how much I appreciate him. My Dad's life is his job, so he doesn't really have any personal interests that I know of. What I do know is that he's kinda stressed out, is always on the go, and hasn't had the best luck with women since my Mom died. If you could help me out, that would be great. Thanks! - Kim"

Hi Kim! I'm Found of You, and my husband is a huge fan of your dad. He told me a little about him, and here's what I came up with: The way I see it, you could go in one of two directions:

Go with who he is: Your Dad is pretty handy, tortures people when he deems it necessary, can tolerate some serious pain himself, is famous for the Jack Bauer sleeper hold, and and you said, is always on the go.

1 - Stanley Rubber Grip Hacksaw ($16)
2 - Torture: When the Unthinkable is Morally Permissable ($18)
3 - The Big Book of Pain: Torture and Punishment Through History ($12)
4 - Pain 100% Hot Sauce ($7)
5 - Sleeper Hold T-Shirt ($40)
6 - Prodigy Portable Male Urinal with Cover ($13)

Try to help him relax and be happy: Good luck on this one!

7 - Kiss My Face Lavender Mandarin Soy Peace Candle ($11)
8 - Scharffen Berger 62% Cacao Dark Chocolate Nibby ($varies)
9 - The Best of Relaxation CD Collection ($20)
10 - A membership to Match.com (about $30 for one month)

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