Like anyone could ever compete against us while we were wearing the Team Magic Sweatshirt ($28) by The Bold Banana. It'd be no contest. We don't know what kind of contest we'd be competing in, but with a unicorn and a narwhal on our side, we know we'd have it locked down. But we'll keep our Harry Potter replica wand handy just to be safe.
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