Sep 16, 2012 8:24 AM
We have a friend who is always, inevitably, two hours late for whatever we invite her to do. It's never her fault. It's just that the entire universe is constantly conspiring to put obstacles such as dead car batteries, traffic jams, or the inability to respond to an alarm clock in her path. That's why we're buying her this Sorry I'm Late Tee ($22). This way, at least her apology will be timely.