Isn't it interesting how the instant a pregnant woman starts showing, the entire world views her belly as an object separate from her, one they can touch and coo over without asking the momma-to-be - even if they don't know her? Yeah, we thought so too. Ergo, we're buying all our preggers pals these "Pat the belly. I dare you." Maternity Tees ($28). Paired with your best "I need chocolate and pickles now, or someone is going to get hurt," scowl, it'll guarantee you nine months of hands-off-my-belly-beeyotch bliss.
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