Oct 1, 2010 10:42 AM
We, the whitest girls on the Outblush editorial staff (and in the world), would like to complain. Why is tan sexy, and
glaringly white creamy, pale skin not sexy? Why are you trying to make tanning beds cool again? Haven't you heard about skin cancer, let alone seen how leathery your skin is getting - especially you, Mr. Armani? Haven't you? We guess not. Well, we'll just wear our Melanoma Girl SPF - Sexy Pale Female t-shirt ($20) in silent protest, then, even if the white tee blends into our skin so well that strangers think we're nude.. Hrmph.