Madison Marcus Bell Sleeve Top with Neck Tie and Sequin Bib

Smoke and mirrors are key to a good illusion. Which is exactly why smaller-breasted divas should invest in the Madison Marcus Bell Sleeve Top with Neck Tie and Sequin Bib ($195). Also known as The Great Distraction. Instead of noticing your lack of cleavage, people... [More]

Sorry I'm Late Tee

We have a friend who is always, inevitably, two hours late for whatever we invite her to do. It's never her fault. It's just that the entire universe is constantly conspiring to put obstacles such as dead car batteries, traffic jams, or the inability to... [More]

Starry Night Tank

All right, so it's not quite up to Van Gogh's standards - we still think this Starry Night Tank ($58) is a blast. Made with vegan leather embellished with fun star cutouts, it's a perfect piece for those sessions where we know we won't be... [More]

Red Cats Short Sleeve Chiffon T-Shirt

This Crazy Cat Lady Hoodie has been making the rounds on Tumblr. We think it would be better for our dating prospects to advertise our love of felines in a slightly more subtle way. We can probably wear this Red Cats Short Sleeve Chiffon T-Shirt... [More]

BDG Breezy Striped Dolman Shirt

Toss those bras, ladies! This BDG Breezy Striped Dolman Shirt ($29) is one of those pieces that demands to be worn sans-brassiere, preferably on the back porch on an Indian summer afternoon while you're playing hooky from work. Our favorite accessory for it is a... [More]

Tibi Refined Crepe Top

You drink PBR out of the can. No koozie. You wear a ponytail to work. Gratuitous scrunchie. You unashamedly list Billy Ray Cyrus as your favorite artist. Current work. The least you could do is pretend to have a little class. Tibi Refined Crepe Top... [More]

Rick Owens Lilies Asymmetric Jersey Top

It's nearly legging-wearing time again, and what better way to sport them than under the designer folds of this Rick Owens Lilies Asymmetric Jersey Top ($202)? We're also loving the soft grey color, even if we're not so hot on what they're calling it. (Who... [More]

Milly Spencer Printed Top

Milly: making it impossible for us to pay our rent one garment at a time. This Spencer Printed Top ($235) just got added to the short list of things we're going to buy with our next paycheck. And it's not even like we really want... [More]

Pink Pussybow Blouse

We won't tell you what we were Googling for when we stumbled across this Pink Pussybow Blouse ($45). Just note that we are adults of legal age, and that the old-fashioned Brazilian or landing strip gets a bit been-there, done-that after a while. We'll call... [More]

Dorothy Perkins Lace Back Chiffon Blouse

There are true clutch players in all parts of your life. That coworker who basically does the whole project but gives you partial credit.* The relative who babysits for a night so your children don't witness you downing a whole bottle of stress-relief wine.** And... [More]

3.1 Phillip Lim Belted Satin-Twill Peplum Top

While society tells us that we should be as skinny as possible (psh, ice cream isn't made to not be eaten), this new peplum trend says almost the opposite of that. Which we like. It brings a new shape to an otherwise skin-hugging world. This... [More]

Moschino Polka-Dot Silk-Crepe Blouse

Polka dots! The world can always use more polka dots. And in order to make the world a more cheerfully spotted place, everyone should go out and buy this Moschino Polka-Dot Silk-Crepe Blouse ($795). Adorable and feminine, this bold beauty boasts gold dots with black... [More]

Roar Western Shirt

The key to pulling off the Roar Western Shirt ($78) is to pair it with something unexpected and decidedly un-Western. Tie it at the midriff, add a pastel slim pant, and slip into pair of leopard print flats for a fresh look. Or, come fall,... [More]

Aztec Beaded Front Silk Tank

Usually when we think of a "statement tank top", we've got something like this in mind. The Aztec Beaded Front Silk Tank ($149) is significantly higher up on the classy ladder, thankfully, but is just as attention-grabbing. We like it so much, we might actually... [More]

rag & bone Audry Top

One of the best parts of summer is the pantheon of popsicle and ice cream trucks that greets us every hot-as-a-frying-pan day. Wearing this Audry Top ($255) from rag & bone is as close to covering ourselves in that sickly sweet goodness as it gets.... [More]

Black and Red Branch Tunic

Looking at the Black and Red Branch Tunic ($44), we feel like we're sitting in a meditation garden at night, watching a late snowfall softly dust the plum blossoms. Don't ruin it by telling us that plum blossoms grow on trees.... [More]

Counterculture Black Fringe Top

We've finally figured out a way to go from office-friendly to biker-chic in under ten seconds. All we'll have to do is pull off our blouses and toss this Counterculture Black Fringe Top ($61) over our camisoles. Rows of vegan leather straps and some rough-and-tumble... [More]

Sorry for Partying Crew Fleece Sweatshirt

Don't think that we're wearing this Sorry for Partying Crew Fleece Sweatshirt ($49) as a means of apologizing to friends, neighbors, or innocent bystanders. We're actually thinking the text on this should be reversed, since the people we really want to apologize to are ourselves.... [More]

Grey Spot Foil Tie Hem Top

Who needs a disco ball? We'll make the party happen all by our onesies while wearing this Grey Spot Foil Tie Hem Top ($58). Shine a spotlight on us while we do some of our signature shimmying, and we'll light up the room. All we... [More]

Painted Stripes Tee

We know horizontal stripes are supposed to be a big no-no, but the ones on this Painted Stripes Tee ($29) go across the chest - and to be frank, we could use a little boost in the bosom department. Here's hoping these arty bands do... [More]

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