A pregnancy bump is not a smiling Buddha belly. Touching it will not bring you good luck. In fact, all you'll be rewarded with is the ire of a very hormonal mom-to-be. When it comes to molesting pregnant women, the text on this Don't Touch It Maternity T-Shirt ($27) is a pretty sound rule of thumb.
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